Top 10 Things Boba Fett Did After He Escaped The Sarlacc Pit
The prayers of millions of fans have been answered — Boba Fett lives! The latest Battlefront trailer confirms that the bounty hunter did in fact survive his sarlacc faceplant during the battle aboard Jabba’s sail barge. In the trailer, Boba Fett nearly falls into the Great Pit of Carkoon again, but manages to fly over it at very last second instead. Lesson learned. But in case you forgot about his earlier fate, the bounty hunter reminds us by stating, “That won’t happen again.” So while one mystery has been solved, it’s opened up another can of sandworms: What the heck has he been up all these years? After the jump, we unearth the top 10 things Boba Fett did after escaping the Great Pit of Carkoon.
10. Renamed himself Lor San Tekka, had surgery to appear caucasian, started a cult called the Kanjiklub, and took over Tatooine renaming it Jakku.
9. Freed several wenches from death under the guise of “Mad Max.”
8. Became a Pokémon master.
7. Finally caught that darn road runner.
6. Married the woman of his dreams.
5. Sold his armor on eBay to Harry Potter.
4. Took twerking lessons from Miley Cyrus.
3. Started a line of nerd hoodies, bathrobes, snuggies, and footie pajamas based on his trademark armor.
2. Joined the boy band, One Direction and which changed it forever to Slave One Direction.
- Sired Kylo Ren, General Hux and Captain Phasma by different space moms. You can’t tell me you don’t see the family resemblance.
