Mother Not Really Feeling Dozen Rose Tico Figures
KALAMAZOO, MI — 24-year old Gerald Davies, Jr. got a jump on Mother’s Day weekend and presented his mother Alice with a bouquet of one dozen Rose Tico figures early Friday morning. Davies, who had previously gifted the same Black Series 6-Inch action figures to a now ex-girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, seems to have struck out yet again.
“She just wasn’t feeling it. I had to remind her who Rose Tico was, and even then, she just smiled and hugged me, but I could tell she was disappointed.”
-Gerald Davies, Jr. regarding his mother’s reaction to the dozen Roses .
Down but not out, Davies plans on raiding the local T.J. Maxx tomorrow for something better for his mother.
“What the hell was I thinking? Mom deserves better than Rose Tico… although I have no friggin’ idea how I’m going to unload those figures now.”
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