Top 10 Reasons the Easter Bunny Would Be a Great Jedi
In honor of egg-hunting season, let’s take a look at why the Easter Bunny would make a great Jedi. After the hippity hoppity jump, of course.
Horny as all hell, but resists all temptation
Force hops
Wields a carrot-colored lightsaber
Grows enough beard to cover entire face and body
Wears nondescript clothing
Possesses high chocolate, marshmallow, peanut butter, and midichlorian count in blood
Already a member of The Guardian Council with Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy
Hides for a living. Order 66? Pffft.
The Easter Bunny is still known as the “Easter Wizard” in Sweden, because of a bad German translation from over 200 years ago
Just like Jedi, the Easter Bunny inspires legions of lackluster cosplayers every year
