Top 10 JLo Pick-up Lines By Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford may be in his 70s, but he’s still got it. And by it we mean Han Solo-like swagger. Reports are making the rounds that the very married star of Star Wars: The Force Awakens and countless other films took quite a liking to Jennifer Lopez last night during the American Music Award on ABC. Of course, that’s just gossip, right? So we thought until a fly on the wall sent us a transmission detailing the exact game Mr. Ford was spitting at JLo last night. After the jump, we share the top 10 pick-up lines he used on Jenny from the Block.
10. “Wanna Gigli and Chill?”
09. “Lucy, we’re hooooooooooooome!”
08. “You were in Ice Age. I was in Carbonite. Let’s party.”
07. “I’m a space pirate. Do you know where I can find some booty?”
06. “Solo… JLo… You already have me in your back end.”
05. “In college, I was known as Harry from the Hood.”
04. “I was once a Fly Boy dancer on Corellia years ago.”
03. “You’ve inspired me to dress up as Han Selena for Halloween more than once.”
02. “What say we shoot an Anaconda sequel starring you and my trouser snake? 100% practical effects.”
01. “Y’know, I can always arrange for my plane to go down on you, too.”
