Top 10 Reasons FN-2199 Hates FN-2187
As it turns out the baton-wielding stormtrooper who stole the show in Star Wars: The Force Awakens wasn’t just showing off for the cameras. FN-2199 (formerly known as TR-8R because of his one word in the film) has quite the history with Finn. But what could have happened between the former comrades to have “Nines” so butt hurt? Keep reading to find out why FN-2199 hates FN-2187 with a passion. Sparks are gonna fly!
10. He was forced to use his favorite Z6 twirling baton on the battlefield instead of parade grounds
09. He’s black (albino with red hair) and Finn already satisfies the one-black-per-Star Wars-film rule
08. Finn borrowed a jacket from him, too, but refused to give it back claiming “Nines” had gifted it to him and was an Indian Giver and “No Taksies Backsies — I’m in Charge Now!”
07. Finn is a main character in a JJ Abrams’ film while FN-2199 is barely mentioned in a Greg Rucka novel
06. He heard Finn was caught moofmilking with a dirty scavenger on the third-world planet of Jakku
05. Finn removed his helmet, chest plate, cod piece, leg warmers, arm mufflers, jock strap and garters without express written consent from Captain Phasma.
04. Finn photoshopped FN-2199’s face onto Jeri Ryan’s body with the caption “Seven of Nines,” and placed the work of art throughout the stormtrooper commissary
03. He spent 200 galactic credits on a Secret Santa gift for Finn only to have the ingrate remove the TR-8R vanity license plate from his speeder without even a simple “Thanks, Nines”
02. FN-2199 finished 12 more over par than FN-2187 on the final hole of Starkiller Base’s Putt Putt Course
01. “Nines” was in a serious bromance with Finn and feels cucked by Big Deal’s newfound love with the best Resistance pilot in the galaxy
