Top 10 Reasons The Han Solo Movie Needs Reshoots

With the recent leak of crew member T-shirts, it’s become painfully clear The Han Solo Movie is headed for reshoots similar to Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. But why? FSW did some digging, and we’ve uncovered the top 10 reasons directors Christopher Miller and Phil Lord shot first… and now need to shoot again.

1. Young Lando’s mustache not porny enough
2. Post-credits scenes were better than the movie
3. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” musical number didn’t feel right
4. Test audiences confused Emilia Clarke and Young Han Solo
5. Hemp spacesuit scenes always went up in smoke
6. Not enough callbacks or fan service despite 168 gratuitous cameos
7. Maz Kanata/Chewbacca love scene lacked sufficient cringe
8. Scarlett Johansson just couldn’t pass for Sana Solo
9. Directors accidentally made The LEGO Star Wars Movie instead
10. Young Han kept firing blanks, making it impossible to shoot first

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