Top 10 Signs Hugh Hefner was a Jedi
The galaxy has lost its first Jedi playboy with the passing of publishing pioneer and American icon Hugh Hefner. While the 91-year old founder of Playboy magazine never publicly admitted to being Force sensitive, FSW has taken a closer look at his life and discovered irrefutable proof. After the jump, we reveal the Top 10 Signs Hugh Hefner was a Jedi!
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Top 10 Signs Hugh Hefner Was a Jedi
10. “You will take your clothes off now” (hand wave)
09. Guest starred on Seth Green’s Robot Chicken
08. “When 91 years old you reach, look as good you will not”
07. Grotto at his mansion made from the horniest force tree
06. Medical records show he was made up of 40% midichlorian, 40% Viagra, 20% blue milk and 10% regret
05. Spoke softly and carried a big schwartz
04. Could nail womp rats, men and women blindfolded in the backseat of his T-16
03. Playboy Club was strictly Padawan to get in, Jedi to party
02. Always in a robe
01. His Force ghost has already remarried a Youngling
REST IN PEACE, HEF. HERE’S TO THE PLAYBOY CLUB AFTER LIFE.
-William “Willybobo” Bobo
