Top 10 Signs Fame Has Gone To Chewbacca’s Head
RIP Chewbacca. The mild-mannered, loyal Wookiee we’ve come to love over the last 40 years has been replaced with a narcissistic fame monster. It’s with great sadness that we report Chewie has become obsessed with the limelight, and his fans are at a loss to explain the sudden change. Did Han Solo’s personality finally rub off on Chewie? Has the A-List treatment throughout the production of Solo: A Star Wars Story gone to his head? After all, Chewie received his own character poster and musical theme for the upcoming spinoff. Whatever the case may be, one thing’s for certain — he is not the same Wookiee. But we’ll let you be the judge of that. Check out the Top 10 Signs Fame Has Gone To Chewbacca’s Head and let us know if you agree.
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Top 10 Signs Fame Has Gone To Chewbacca’s Head
10. Only celebrates Life Day on his birthday
09. Tells people Han is his hair and makeup guy
08. Insists on life-size Kashyyyk tree house in his trailer
07. Pays Oscar-winning writers to craft his tweets
06. Demands gold medal every day to make up for his Episode IV snub
05. Ghosted Chewbacca mom via text
04. May change his name to King Bacca
03. Will not get out of bed for less than 10 million credits
02. He’s suddenly on a No Porg Malibu Diet
01. Thinks Wookieepedia is 100,000+ entries about him
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