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Miley Cyrus To Appear in Star Wars: The Force Awakens


In addition to being an international music superstar Miley has been known to flex her acting chops as well. As we dig deeper into the production details of the upcoming installment of Star Wars it appears we may see Miley make a return to her former employer. Those pits aren’t hairy for no reason!

Miley has what’s known as the “Triple threat”, acting chops, vocal talent and those mind blowing booty popping skills. Jacen’s talent scout cousin let us in on some inside casting info regarding Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Apparently Disney was looking for a sultry intergalactic vixen with a set of lungs for the pirate cantina scene. Before his release from the Anthology project one of Miley’s party bros, Josh Trank, recommended her for the role. She is said to be playing not only a singer at the bar, but also one of “Mad Max Von Sydow’s” Jakku slave wenches in the beginning of the film . This explains why she Miley had the pit hair growing out. After all, it’s hard to get your paws on a pack of Gillette Venus razors when you’re living on a remote desert planet. 

Maz Kanata seems to have a knack for making a mockery of the former Empire because she’s got Pitbull in black stormtrooper gear and Miley swinging from a Death Star disco wrecking ball while performing on the reg. All I can say is ..HAWT!! Just when you thought this film couldn’t get any better, here comes the queen of the Bangerz!!
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