Police Alerted To Skywalker Ranch
Police have received several disturbing the peace complaints from residents near Skywalker Ranch. Everyone knows George Lucas knows how to go big on action in his movie’s but has he taken it too far at home? Hit the jump to see what all the fuss is about.
As you all know yesterday was Star Wars Day across the galaxy and no one is more aware of that than George Lucas himself. George has retired from the Star Wars movie gig but he has apparently taken it upon himself to host the ultimate Star Wars Day after-party this year.
Jacen’s cousin who owns a Police scanner overheard mutiple officers responding to disturbing the peace complaints. Specifically loud pre-recorded explosions, Rachmaninov’s Piano Concerto 2 being played at an obscene volume and on repeat through a loud speaker, and party patrons on a Slip n’ Slide in the front yard described as “Alien Pirates” wearing nothing but sombreros. It appears George has claimed Cinco De Mayo as Star Wars After-Party Day because like trilogies, one is just not enough for George.
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