Top 10 Reasons Rian Johnson Deleted 20,000 Of His Tweets
In the wake of director James Gunn’s dismissal over controversial tweets, other filmmakers in the Disney stable are scrambling to delete their “edgy” tweets to avoid suffering the same fate. Chief among them: The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson who recently deleted 20,000 of his tweets in one fell swoop. When questioned, Johnson claimed he only removed the tweets to protect against trolls who might use his words against him. Here’s where things get subverted. See, that’s only partly true. We’ve caught wind of the real story behind why Johnson went hog-wild on the Delete button. Without further ado, Faking Star Wars proudly presents the Top 10 Reasons Rian Johnson Deleted 20,000 Of His Tweets.
For those who can’t view the graphic above, here’s our top 10 in plant text:
Top 10 Reasons Rian Johnson Deleted 20,000 Of His Tweets
10. They weren’t important to Rey’s story
09. Retweeting James Gunn was not so smart
08. How else is he going to fill the day?
07. Inappropriate photos of Jake Skywalker
06. Tweets can prove he was Carrie Fisher’s emoji dealer
05. Warming up before Disney deletes his new trilogy
04. Bob Iger issued #Order66 on all round-headed employees
03. Not enough Trump hate to satisfy the liberal elite
02. He wanted to erase his manbaby past
01. Accidentally hit ‘Delete’ instead of ‘Ruin Star Wars’ button 20,000 times
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