Constable Zuvio Gets Expanded Role in The Last Jedi, Launching Concert Tour
San Francisco, CA — Lucasfilm has revealed that Constable Zuvio, a fan-favorite character from The Force Awakens, is returning for
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Oscar Isaac Promises Last Jedi Spoilers if New Film Breaks Even
Hollywood, CA — The Promise may have been slaughtered at the box office on its first weekend, but that’s not
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Spacebiscuit Bolts from Stable Read for Star Wars: Episode IX
Skywalker Ranch, CA — The first “stable read” for the animals of Star Wars: Episode IX suffered a setback as
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Top 10 Reasons Rian Johnson Moved Kylo Ren’s Scar
Upon careful analysis of the teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, fans quickly pointed out that Kylo Ren’s
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Exclusive: Disney May Turn Avatar Land into Gungan City
ORLANDO, FLORIDA — Pandora, The World of Avatar is set to open in just a few days, but already there’s
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Mark Hamill and His Voice No Longer on Speaking Terms
OAKLAND, CA – After a harrowing ordeal of non-stop speaking engagements, Mark Hamill’s voice has emancipated itself and vowed to
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Research Suggests New Star Wars Films Give Girls Inferiority Complex
The Disney era of Star Wars may have been designed to empower girls around the world, but the mega corporation’s
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