First Order Throws Parade for New Supreme Chancellor Watto
STARKILLER BASE II — The last of the bunting is in place but 100-foot tall posters of the galaxy’s most
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Donald Glover Releasing Album Inspired by Force Awakens
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — An FSW spy who works at F.Y.E. (For Your Entertainment) snapped us an exclusive this morning. According
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Spoiler alert! Please do not ruin the enjoyment of Star Wars: Episode VIII by sharing the following information carelessly on
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General Madine at Center of Ewok Abuse Scandal
NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FLA — An unsolved mystery more than thirty years in the making is one step closer to being solved,
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Lindsay Lohan Reveals Coruscanti Accent for Possible Star Wars Role
ATHENS, GREECE — Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan is trying to make something even more far-fetched than the word fetch
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Best Halloween Cosplay by Star Wars Characters
Happy Halloweenie! Time to share the best Halloween cosplay by Star Wars characters. It may come as a shock to
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Top 10 Reasons Lucas is NOT Part of Indiana Jones 5
LOS ANGELES, CA — Uncle George has been ghosted from Indiana Jones 5, according to screenwriter David Koepp. Apparently creating
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