Greg Grunberg Makes Triumphant Return as Porkins in Rogue One
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — In what must be a record of some sort, Greg Grunberg has managed to parlay yet
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Disney Threatens Legal Action Over Phrase “Darker than Empire”
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — Citing claims of false advertising and anti-consumer laws, lawyers for the Walt Disney Company have sent warnings
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Mel Gibson Spotted on Skellig Michael, Possibly in Episode IX
Whoa! Huge news on the Star Wars saga front. While the interwebs were exploding yesterday thanks to the Rogue One
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Our Exclusive Rogue One Theory Will Blow Your Mind
After a long overdo hiatus, we’re back with a vengeance. Cutting right to the chase: we have a Rogue One
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Salacious Crumb Bullies Jonah Hill on French TV
PARIS, FRANCE — Weather presenter Ornella Fleury and her sidekick Salacious Crumb viciously blindsided Jonah Hill during a live interview
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Ewoks & Gungans Banned from Hosnian Memorial
NEW HOSNIAN PRIME — It was meant to be an intergalactic outpouring of love for billions of lost souls, but
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