The Dalai Lama Endorses Rogue One
AMDO, TIBET — Tenzin Gyatso, better known as the Dalai Lama, has a new favorite movie of all time. Granted
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Stranger Things Adds John Boyega to Season 2
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The surprise hit of the summer is adding double the Finn to it’s sophomore season. Finn Wolfhard,
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ILM Eyes Sean Murray for Procedurally Generated Hype Role
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — ILMxLAB, the division of Industrial Light & Magic dedicated to experiential storytelling via immersive platforms, is
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Millicent Sex Tape Rocks The First Order
THE OUTER RIM — The First Order has suffered yet another devastating blow just months after the destruction of Starkiller
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Area Man Confused by Lack of Bothans in Rogue One
ORLANDO, FLORIDA — Self-proclaimed “Star Wars maniac” Jim McKinnon is experiencing a great disturbance in the Force. The 38-year old
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BFG & Pete’s Dragon to Appear in Episode IX
HOLLYWOOD, CA — After back-to-back box office duds, Disney is looking to recoup losses incurred by BFG and Pete’s Dragon by
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