James Cameron Declares Force Awakens is for Babies
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Director and self-professed “King of the World” James Cameron has finally made his opinion on the
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Rihanna Threatens to Release Rogue One Song if Star Trek Single Bombs
BRIDGETOWN, BARBADOS — Celebrated performer and “pride of Barbados” Rihanna has announced a song to coincide with the release of
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Top 10 Things Rogue One Should Use Instead of Opening Crawl
Entertainment Weekly recently dumped a ton of new information regarding Rogue One: A Star Wars Story onto newsstands and the
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Emperor Unsympathetic Towards Star Wars Underworld Cancellation Due to Sympathetic Emperor
LE GRAN PALPATINE ESTATES, NEVADA — It may be hard to tell from the slight grimace on his pruney face,
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Daisy Ridley: “Rey is Part Hutt.”
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — After months of speculation regarding the parentage of Rey from The Force Awakens, actress Daisy Ridley
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Area Man Grows Force Tree from Chia Pet
LAWRENCEVILLE, NEW JERSEY — When Robert Dominguez used $10 in CVS Bucks to purchase a classic Chia Pet, the carpenter
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Star Wars Cameo Competition Down to the Final Four!
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — Hot on the heels of fan-favorite Stan Lee cameos in films from Marvel Studios comes word that
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