John Cena Joins Rogue One as Mandarin-Speaking Mandalorian
STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT — It’s going to be a lot harder for John Cena to claim “You can’t see me” from
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Click Bait Quota Provides Star Wars Blog A New Hope
HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY — Desperate times call for desperate measures as a slower-than-usual week for Star Wars leaks forces the
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George Lucas to Stephen King: “How the Frick Do You Write So Good?”
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO — Last week fantasy gurus George Lucas and Stephen King met at the Kiva Theater on a
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LeBron James Commemorates Championship with Finn Tattoo
OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA — As if scoring the lead role in Space Jam 2 were not enough, LeBron James led the Cleveland
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Top 10 Honest Rogue One Movie Titles
Let’s be honest, no one knows what in the Krennic is going on with Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.
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John Boyega Attends E3 as Link From Nintendo’s Legend of Zelda
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — The Electronic Entertainment Expo, commonly referred to as E3, had its first genuine “megaton” moment this
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Redditor Downvotes His Own Episode VIII Leak
Faking news! Sources tell us a very active Redditor by the name of EmoDarthMillennial has downvoted his own Star Wars
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