C-3PO’s Red Arm Kills Marvels Rogue One Series
NEW YORK, NY — C-3PO’s red arm has blood on it. Citing the failure of the protocol droid’s one-shot comic
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Lin-Manuel Miranda & Rian Johnson To Debut Tauntaun Wampa Song in Episode VIII
BROADWAY, NY — Shag Kava aka Lin-Manuel Miranda, the Pulitzer Prize-winning composer and star of smash hit Hamilton, is returning
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Disney Cancels Infinity, Salvages Plastic for Star Wars Land Rides
Burbank, CA — In a surprising announcement, The Walt Disney Company has cancelled their Disney Infinity toys-to-life line and will
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Weird Name Wins Alden Ehrenreich Role of Young Han Solo
HOLLYWOOD, CA – The months-long search for a young Han Solo has finally ended with Alden Ehrenreich besting competitors by
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Pablo Hidalgo Picks Cinco de Mayo Over Star Wars Day
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Citing cultural importance and a love of Corona beer and guacamole, Lucasfilm Story Group “creative executive”
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