Author: Willybobo
Salacious B. Crumb Shuts Down Large Hadron Collider, Presumed Dead Again
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Salacious B. Crumb, the infamous Kowakian monkey-lizard of Jabba’s Court, may have once again bitten off more
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Director Rian Johnson Contributes Autograph to New Star Wars Novel
NEW YORK, NY — The upcoming novel Star Wars: Bloodline is undoubtedly canon, but now it’s closer to film level
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Del Toro’s Heineken Ad Teases Episode VIII Spoiler
OLD SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO — Heineken International, the Dutch producer of Heineken lager beer, has launched an international advertising
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Billboard Wars Erupt Over Expanded Universe
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Laser shots fired back! The billboard erected by a group of Star Wars fans pleading for
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Top 10 Reasons Prince Harry & Prince William Visited the Set of Episode VIII
(Featured image by @StarWarsPhtshp)
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Amber Heard & Johnny Depp Apologize for Smuggling Midichlorians into Australia
LOS ANGELES, CA — The dramatic midichlorian-smuggling case involving actors Amber Heard and Johnny Depp has been resolved with the
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