Author: Willybobo
Ask Sheev: Rogue One Trailer Edition
The great Emperor Sheev Palpatine has returned to impart His wisdom upon us. This time The Emperor discusses the new
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Details on the Fleet Admiral, Jyn Erso, and More from Rogue One!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Hot on the heels of the Rogue One trailer premiere, we sent one of our most
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Mark Hamill Joins Cast of Suicide Squad as Trickster!
LOS ANGELES — Reports that David Ayer’s Suicide Squad is undergoing re-shoots were vastly blown out of proportion by the
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Virginia Protests Loss to Syracuse Over Maz Kanata
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA — Men’s No. 1 seed Virginia, still reeling over their loss to No. 10 seed Syracuse, has contacted
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A.C.L.U. Seeks Investigation Over Ridley Audition Tape
NEW YORK CITY — In response to a physically grueling audition tape for the film Star Wars: The Force Awakens,
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BB-8 Taints White House Easter Egg Hunt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — BB-8, the soccer ball droid who made his debut in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, has gone
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