The Shocking Truth Behind Why Kelly Marie Tran Deleted Her Instagram!
After months of speculation surrounding why Star Wars actor Kelly Marie Tran deleted her Instagram, the porg is finally out
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Kathleen Kennedy Living In Shanty Town At Galaxy’s Edge Construction Site
ANAHEIM, CA — After taking a vow of silence in June, Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy has intensified her “Cold War” with
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Pizza The Hut Issues Bounty On Hayden Christensen Over Little Italy Film
Head’s up, Hayden! The suspected head of the largest organized crime ring in the galaxy has issued a bounty on
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Tone Deaf Media: “Weesa Sowwee” For Jar Jar Binks Treatment
MANHATTAN BEACH, CA — A group of media professionals have come forward to address their industry’s coverage of gungans in light
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Corellia Man Arrested For Smuggling Fireworks From Tatooine
CORONET CITY, CORELLIA — 23-year old human male Marcus Dubois was arrested by Imperial Police on July 4th for bringing
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Rian Johnson Turns A New Leaf, Engages In Constructive Dialogue, Likes One Of Our Tweets
“There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?” Star Wars fans across the Twittersphere are reporting that director Rian
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FSW Exclusive: Kathleen Kennedy Is Icing Everyone Out
The silence is deafening at Lucasfilm headquarters, where embattled president Kathleen Kennedy continues to give everyone the cold shoulder. The
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