Kathleen Kennedy Vows to Destroy Wonder Woman Sequel
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – “Them’s fighting words,” said Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy upon hearing of Warner Bros. plan to release
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Slash Appears on Rey’s Arm in The Last Jedi
When Rian Johnson described The Last Jedi as weird, he wasn’t lying. Not only are we getting Porgs, bizarre words
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Rey is Worthless According to Mr. Monopoly
“No amount of money, intergalactic credits or half portions will get me to put Rey in Star Wars Monopoly,” proclaimed
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Harrison Ford is Giving Young Han Solo Acting Lessons
LONDON — The beleaguered Han Solo movie production finally has some good news to report, thanks to the star who
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Florida Man Rides Star Tours for the 10,000th Time
LAKE BUENA VISTA, FLORIDA — Going to Walt Disney World may be a special once-in-a-lifetime experience for some, but for
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BB-8 Earned a Bigger Salary than Daisy Ridley for The Last Jedi
Thanks to a poorly sourced news story, word has begun to spread like wild fire that the roughly $500,000 Daisy Ridley was
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Chewbacca Mom Receives 15 More Minutes of Fame for Mother’s Day
GRAND PRAIRIE, TEXAS — A local news station ran a segment on Chewbacca Mom for Mother’s Day, which immediately thrust
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