Salacious Crumb Bullies Jonah Hill on French TV
PARIS, FRANCE — Weather presenter Ornella Fleury and her sidekick Salacious Crumb viciously blindsided Jonah Hill during a live interview
Read More
Fake News
Ewoks & Gungans Banned from Hosnian Memorial
NEW HOSNIAN PRIME — It was meant to be an intergalactic outpouring of love for billions of lost souls, but
Read More
The Dalai Lama Endorses Rogue One
AMDO, TIBET — Tenzin Gyatso, better known as the Dalai Lama, has a new favorite movie of all time. Granted
Read More
Stranger Things Adds John Boyega to Season 2
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The surprise hit of the summer is adding double the Finn to it’s sophomore season. Finn Wolfhard,
Read More
Episode VIII Swaps Dates with Pirates 5 to Coincide with Star Wars 40th Anniversary
In a dramatic twist of fate, an insider at Disney has informed us that Star Wars Episode VIII will return
Read More
ILM Eyes Sean Murray for Procedurally Generated Hype Role
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — ILMxLAB, the division of Industrial Light & Magic dedicated to experiential storytelling via immersive platforms, is
Read More
Millicent Sex Tape Rocks The First Order
THE OUTER RIM — The First Order has suffered yet another devastating blow just months after the destruction of Starkiller
Read More