New Rogue One Critter Will Be a Petland Exclusive!
This week Star Wars fans at Celebration Europe were treated to an appearance by one of the newest species in
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First Draft of Melania Trump’s RNC Speech Stole from Star Wars!
CLEVELAND, OHIO — Faking Star Wars has been sent a copy of an early draft of Melania Trump’s address at
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Disney to Reshoot Star Wars Celebration as Sizzle Fizzles
LONDON, ENGLAND — The space dust hasn’t even settled but Star Wars Celebration Europe is already in the Empire’s crosshairs.
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Disney Bans Pokémon GO from Parks Including Star Wars Land
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Sorry, Pikachu, but not everyone is feeling the Pokémania sweeping the nation. In an unprecedented move,
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Josh Trank Discovers Dead Star Wars Projects Using Pokemon GO
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — When director Josh Trank first saw a wild Bulbasaur appear in his basement, he thought nothing
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According to George Lucas, Captain Panaka Also Not Dead Says Hugh Quarshie
ACCRA, GHANA — It seems Samuel L. Jackson may have opened the floodgates last week when he revealed that Mace
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Ghostbusters Reboot Tracking Less Hate Than the Phantom Menace
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA — Good news, Ghostbusters — you’re not the most hated film in Hollywood. That honor still belongs to
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