Emperor Unsympathetic Towards Star Wars Underworld Cancellation Due to Sympathetic Emperor
LE GRAN PALPATINE ESTATES, NEVADA — It may be hard to tell from the slight grimace on his pruney face,
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Area Man Grows Force Tree from Chia Pet
LAWRENCEVILLE, NEW JERSEY — When Robert Dominguez used $10 in CVS Bucks to purchase a classic Chia Pet, the carpenter
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Star Wars Cameo Competition Down to the Final Four!
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — Hot on the heels of fan-favorite Stan Lee cameos in films from Marvel Studios comes word that
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John Boyega to Produce & Star in Battleship 2
Just a few weeks after confirming that his new production company is producing Pacific Rim 2, John Boyega has stated
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John Cena Joins Rogue One as Mandarin-Speaking Mandalorian
STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT — It’s going to be a lot harder for John Cena to claim “You can’t see me” from
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Click Bait Quota Provides Star Wars Blog A New Hope
HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY — Desperate times call for desperate measures as a slower-than-usual week for Star Wars leaks forces the
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George Lucas to Stephen King: “How the Frick Do You Write So Good?”
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO — Last week fantasy gurus George Lucas and Stephen King met at the Kiva Theater on a
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