Chewbacca Viral Video Unmasked as Marketing Stunt
GRAND PRAIRIE, TEXAS — Late last week a video of a woman trying on a Chewbacca electronic mask/toy and hysterically
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Daniel Craig Done with Bond, Focusing on Star Wars Cameos
LONDON, ENGLAND — Daniel Craig, the actor most famous for portraying James Bond, has reportedly turned his back on a
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C-3PO’s Red Arm Kills Marvels Rogue One Series
NEW YORK, NY — C-3PO’s red arm has blood on it. Citing the failure of the protocol droid’s one-shot comic
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Lin-Manuel Miranda & Rian Johnson To Debut Tauntaun Wampa Song in Episode VIII
BROADWAY, NY — Shag Kava aka Lin-Manuel Miranda, the Pulitzer Prize-winning composer and star of smash hit Hamilton, is returning
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Tom Hardy Comes Out as First Transtrooper
POTTS HILL, NEW SOUTH WALES — Reports have flooded the FakingStarWars offices stating that Mad Max himself, Tom Hardy, has scored
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Disney Cancels Infinity, Salvages Plastic for Star Wars Land Rides
Burbank, CA — In a surprising announcement, The Walt Disney Company has cancelled their Disney Infinity toys-to-life line and will
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EA’s Jorgensenenenen: Battlefront II Receives Content from Every Star Wars Film
SAN DIEGO, CA — EA Games and DICE, developers of the wildly popular Star Wars : Battlefront, announced that more galactic
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