Virginia Protests Loss to Syracuse Over Maz Kanata
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA — Men’s No. 1 seed Virginia, still reeling over their loss to No. 10 seed Syracuse, has contacted
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Rihanna to Appear in Rogue One as Rae Sloane!
LOS ANGELES, CA — FSW has received word of a few under the radar casting decisions regarding Rogue One: A Star
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A.C.L.U. Seeks Investigation Over Ridley Audition Tape
NEW YORK CITY — In response to a physically grueling audition tape for the film Star Wars: The Force Awakens,
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San Diego Mayor Furious Over D23 Expo Schedule
SAN DIEGO, CA — Disney just announced it’s schedule for the D23 2017 Expo and the news has quite a
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BB-8 Taints White House Easter Egg Hunt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — BB-8, the soccer ball droid who made his debut in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, has gone
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J.J. Abrams Replaces Zack Snyder as Justice League Director
SANTA MONICA, CA — After abysmal reviews of the latest DC Comics film, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Warner Bros.
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CONFIRMED: Boss Nass Actor to Be Thirteenth Doctor!
WINDLESHAM, SURREY — Brian Blessed, the actor known for his supporting role as Boss Nass in Star Wars Episode I –
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