Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Poops On Episode I Anniversary Party
After 20 years, The Phantom Menace and its fans still have what it takes… for Triumph to poop on.
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Grandmother Concerned Grandson is Going to Hell After Seeing His Star Wars Funko Pops
17 year-old Steven Garner is going to Hell, according to his grandmother Dolores Godfrey after seeing his collection of Star Wars Funko Pops.
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Moment of Truth: 12 Times The Hard Times Was Funnier Than The Onion
Humor is subjective, and so is satire. But when it comes to Star Wars comedy, parody, and satire, Faking Star Wars is where most fans of the saga will turn. However, fake Star Wars news does hit the mainstream satire news cycle from time to time. Today we will compare parody juggernaut The Onion and scrappy satire punks The Hard Times on their output of Star Wars content. Spoiler alert, Hard Times is funnier at least 12 times… or until I get tired of slogging through the Onion’s archives of unfunny Star Wars themed articles.
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Legends Fan Relieved To Learn Peter Mayhew’s Death Not Caused by Falling Moon
Star Wars fans and pop culture nerds across the galaxy have been in mourning since the beginning of the month when the news broke that original Chewbacca actor, Peter Mayhew passed away at his Texas home. This was not the case for one fan of Star Wars Legends who was thrilled to learn Mayhew’s cause of death was a heart attack, not being crushed by a falling moon.
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Moment Of Truth: Why The Game Of Thrones Finale And Avengers: Endgame Mark The True Beginning Of Disney Star Wars
The last few years have been especially trying for Star Wars fans. While news of Disney’s purchase of Lucasfilm was initially met with joy, the honeymoon was short-lived. The Force Awakens was fine albeit a soulless reboot of the original trilogy. Being the first installment of a new trilogy, you could forgive it for repeating the tried-and-true in an effort to onboard a new generation. However, since then it’s been a very rocky road for the Star Wars galaxy on the big screen.
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Why Mace Windu Will Be In Episode IX According To Nerd Of Color
Jedi Master Mace Windu is alive and well, and living in the hearts and minds of true Star Wars fans everywhere. Need I remind you, according to The Maker himself, George friggin’ Lucas, Windu is still among the living. That should be enough to make it canon to any fan worth their weight in midi-chlorians.
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Mother Not Really Feeling Dozen Rose Tico Figures
24-year old Gerald Davies, Jr. got a jump on Mother’s Day weekend and presented his mom Alice with a bouquet of one dozen Rose Tico figures early Friday morning. Davies, who had previously gifted the same Black Series 6-Inch action figures to a now ex-girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, seems to have struck out yet again.
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