Kevin Smith To Receive Daughter’s Tear Ducts In Preparation For Episode IX
LOS ANGELES, CA — Citing an escalation in the nerd crying game, director Kevin Smith will be the recipient of his
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Kylo Ren Hits Rock Bottom In Episode IX
If you can’t get enough of Kylo Ren, you’re in for a treat as there will be twice as much of the Dark Prince to fantasize over in Episode IX. WARNING: MY BIG FAT JUICY SPOILERS AHEAD!
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Star Wars OT Fans Protest Gender Bending Reboot
Sound the alarms! The first big Star Wars announcement since Celebration earlier this month is here! Paul Feig is returning to the world of gender bending reboots with a remake of the original Star Wars trilogy set to begin shooting in Quebec this fall. The all-new, gender swapped Star Wars movies are here.
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Daisy Ridley Film Delayed Because Of Terrible Wig And Tom Holland
Lionsgate’s $100 million film adaptation of Patrick Ness’ YA sci-fi novel starring Daisy Ridley and Tom Holland will not be released this year because of “massive problems.” The film, currently titled Chaos Walking, was originally set to release March 1, 2019, but poor test screenings pushed its release to the last quarter of 2019. Now all bets are off as Lionsgate has scheduled reshoots, and postponed the film’s debut to “sometime in 2020.”
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Rian Johnson Reveals His All-Time Favorite Star Wars Character & Film
The Last Jedi writer-director Rian Johnson has finally gone on record in regard to his all-time favorite Star Wars character and Star Wars film. Go ahead and try to guess his favorite character and film. We will wait for you. Okay, do you have a guess? Well, you’re probably right. Read on to confirm!
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After Marvel Film Marathon, Man Realizes Star Wars Not So Bad
What should have culminated in excitement for Avengers: Endgame has resulted in an existential crisis for Gerald “King of Fandom” McRooty of Peoria, Illinois. The 32-year old superfan of all things geek was among the devoted fans who shelled out $90 to watch 22 Marvel Studios films back-to-back at his local AMC theater.
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Episode IX Plot Leaks As SpoilerMan Rises Yet Again
Rejoice — SpoilerMan has risen yet again, and he’s filled our Easter baskets with… what else… spoilers for The Rise of Skywalker! Here’s everything the legendary leaker shared with us over the holiday weekend. Enjoy. Also, SPOILER ALERT if that wasn’t already apparent.
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