Alleged Swoop Bike Thief Enfys Nest Drives Stolen Swoop to Court
VANDOR — Imperial Police say an individual answering to a stolen-swoop bike charge drove a different stolen swoop to court
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Padme Breaks the Heart of Israel, Anakin To Redeem Her
Israeli-American actor-director multi-hyphenate Natalie Portman just landed herself on Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s Sith list. The actor, best known for playing
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Daisy Ridley Enters Rehab For Salt Addiction
After months of speculation and dehydration, Star Wars actor Daisy Ridley has entered a facility to treat her spicy addiction
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Man Wearing Snoke Mask to Scare Daughter Arrested
THEED, NABOO — A human male allegedly dressed as the late Supreme Leader of the First Order as a means of
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Disney Hires Woman Of Color To Work Under Jewish Man In Historic Move
In a landmark decision, Disney and Lucasfilm have finally hired a female director to work on a Star Wars movie.
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Therm Scissorpunch Banned From Staples
“Classic xenophobia. No two ways about it. They should be ashamed of themselves,” said Therm Scissorpunch, an alien of unknown
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Join the Faking Star Wars Discord!
FakingStarWars is proud to announce we have created a Discord Channel. Discord is live chat app that we use to
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