Top 10 Reasons To Invite Steven Spielberg To Your Bat Mitzvah
More than 2,500 actors auditioned for the role of young Han Solo, but only one had director Steven Spielberg in his corner, thanks to an epic bat mitzvah stunt. 10 years ago, Alden Ehrenreich made a Jackass-style video as a favor for a friend. The young lady proceeded to screen the clip at her 13th birthday party (the aforementioned bat mitzvah for you gentiles) ceremony, where Spielberg just so happened to be in attendance. Ehrenreich made such an impression on the Oscar-winning director, Dreamworks immediately got in touch with the future star of Solo: A Star Wars Story. Needless to say, once the story got out, Spielberg was invited to every bat and bar mitzvah in the greater Los Angeles area. Bless his soul, we hear he actually tries to attend as many of them as he can. But if you’re still unconvinced about inviting Spielberg to your Jewish coming-of-age party, then read on as we present the Top 10 Reasons To Invite Steven Spielberg To Your Bat Mitzvah.
Here’s a recap for those of you who can’t see the graphic above:
Top 10 Reasons To Invite Steven Spielberg To Your Bat Mitzvah
10. His gift will require its own table
09. JJ Abrams will show up dressed exactly like Spielberg
08. You may get cast as young ET despite looking nothing like him
07. You can pitch your Kosher Goonies sequel
06. You can impress him with the number of hats you wear under your yarmulke
05. You can light a Please-Get-Me-A-Job candle in his honor
04. Your Hava Nagilah could become a Havana Development Dealah
03. You can top his bagel & lox with a schmear of cream cheese and your head shot
02. You can guilt him into casting you as Indiana Jones’ other son: Butt Hurt Williams
01. Close Encounters of the Men’s Room Kind
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