Putin Denies Russian Bots Trolled Star Wars, Blames Separatists, Rebels
“Don’t believe what you read online, comrades,” said Russian President Vladimir Putin, who vehemently denies claims that he ordered bots
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Top 10 Ways Kathleen Kennedy Will Get Everyone To Hate Star Wars By 2021
Earlier this week, it was reported that Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy had her Disney contract extended for another three years.
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White Male Filmmakers Celebrate 3 More Years Of Kathleen Kennedy
LOS ANGELES, CA — In one of the biggest celebrations of white after Labor Day, melanin-challenged male writers and directors
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Ghost Of Carrie Fisher Deletes Voice Actress After Insensitive Tweet
HACKENSACK, NJ — Voice actress Rachel Butera has mysteriously disappeared in what multiple eyewitnesses claim was an abduction via spectral
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Defend Frank Oz, Drunk Yoda Does
Head’s up, bullies — Force lightning may be in your 5-day forecast. During an impromptu press conference at an off
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Kanye West Joins Adam Driver in SNL’s Undercover Ren Prequel
In what may feel like a bizarre fever dream, Kanye West will be joining Adam Driver in another segment of
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ADA Warns Against Cavity Producing Droid Figure
With Halloween right around the corner, the American Dental Association (ADA) has stepped up its watch guarding efforts and issued
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