Miss America Pageant Now A Star Wars Competition
In a sign of the times, the Miss America Pageant is ditching swimsuits in favor of Hutt slaying. The beauty pageant
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Palpatine Issues Order 66 On Nike After “Just Do It” Snub
500 REPUBLICA, CORUSCANT — Nike may have just pulled a quarterback sneak on the Supreme Chancellor, but there will be
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Mackauley Culkin To Star As Jaxxon In Bunny Ears Lucasfilm Collaboration
BUSHWICK, BROOKLYN — Pagemaster star and gentleman extraordinaire Mackauley Culkin will be joining the Star Wars universe in a role
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Rian Johnson Develops Phobophobia Over Red Letter Media’s Review Of The Last Jedi
Fear may be the path to the Dark Side, but for Rian Johnson, it’s also the path to phobophobia. According
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Mark Hamill Cast in Dual Roles for Episode IX
In a surprising twist of fate, Mark Hamill has confirmed in an interview that he will be portraying two characters
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Kylo Ren’s Scar Returning To Original Position for Episode IX
The Scar Wars Saga continues as the ongoing battle over the placement of Kylo Ren’s facial scar rages into its
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Episode IX Sweeps New Oscar Categories For 2019
It may be more than a year away from release, but Episode IX is already racking up the awards. The
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