World’s Littlest Porg Fan Still In Womb And Totes Adorbs
HINTON, WEST VIRGINIA — Newlyweds Mark and Missy Coleman received quite the surprise during a routine visit to the OB-GYN — their
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Extended Frozen Short to Play Before The Last Jedi
Due to overwhelming demand, Olaf’s Frozen Adventure, the animated short that debuted before Coco, will also play before every screening
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Resistance X-Wing Squad Grounded After Pilot Drew Human Penis in Sky
OH SNAP! The Resistance has grounded one of its X-wing Squadrons after they used their advanced starfighters to draw a human penis
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Snoke Asks Xi Jinping To Excuse Shoplifting By LiAngelo Ball
LiAngelo Ball is in hot water after he and two UCLA teammates were arrested for shoplifting in China. Fortunately, it
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PETA Protesting The Last Jedi Due To Unethical Care Of Porgs
With zero traction in the real world, PETA is turning to the abuse of CG and animatronic animals in film
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Makers Of Sheev On The Shelf Confident He’ll Outperform Porgs This Holiday
“Retreat? In our moment of victory, that would be absolutely bonker balls,” said Disney Marketing Manager Anne Wilkinson when asked
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Max Rebo Changes Name to Brother Love
For his 48th birthday, Max Rebo decided to gift himself a new name. His Twitter handle is still @MaxRebo, but the
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