Strip Club Sees Red Over Snoke’s Throne Room
In what must be a first for the wholesome Disney brand, the entertainment giant may be hit with a lawsuit
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Prequel Meme Creator Upvotes a Repost of His OC
FRANKLIN TOWN, NEW JERSEY — In an effort to take the high ground, Star Wars Prequel meme maker D. Russell
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Luke Skywalker Hit With 7 Trillion Credit Overdue Library Books Fee
“It’s been over 30 years since he borrowed the Journal of the Whills and a few Archies. You do the
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Harvey Weinstein Under Fire For Not Harassing Gungans
HOLLYWOOD, CA — “No, absolutely not… I may be sick, but I’m not insane. Gungans make my skin crawl and not
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Lucasfilm Pushes for Greater Diversity Among Lunch Menu Options
After 30 years of serving a lunch menu filled with traditional American fare, the Lucasfilm cafeteria is under enormous pressure
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J.J. Abrams Outed as Insane Steven Spielberg Clone Named Steeven
HOLLYWOOD — The King of the Reboot has finally been outed as a literal reboot of the director whose style
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Snoke Signs Exclusive Deal with Big Baller Brand
CHINO HILLS, CA — The first family of basketball just scored another first – an exclusive contract with the leader
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