Extended Frozen Short to Play Before The Last Jedi
Due to overwhelming demand, Olaf’s Frozen Adventure, the animated short that debuted before Coco, will also play before every screening
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Snoke Pardons Meatiest Porg In The Galaxy On Thanksgiving
In a rare display of kindness, Supreme Leader Snoke has pardoned the galaxy’s biggest porg on Thanksgiving Day. In a
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Top 10 Other Questions Finn Asked After Waking From His Coma
After falling into a coma at the hands of Kylo Ren, former Stormie turned Resistance fighter Finn only had one
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No Re-Entry Upon Exit During Select Screenings Of The Last Jedi
At 2 hours and 30 minutes, The Last Jedi is the longest Star Wars film to date, and eager fans
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Resistance X-Wing Squad Grounded After Pilot Drew Human Penis in Sky
OH SNAP! The Resistance has grounded one of its X-wing Squadrons after they used their advanced starfighters to draw a human penis
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Snoke Asks Xi Jinping To Excuse Shoplifting By LiAngelo Ball
LiAngelo Ball is in hot water after he and two UCLA teammates were arrested for shoplifting in China. Fortunately, it
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PETA Protesting The Last Jedi Due To Unethical Care Of Porgs
With zero traction in the real world, PETA is turning to the abuse of CG and animatronic animals in film
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