Drupf to Build Wall Around Niima Outpost & Make Teedos Pay
NIIMA OUTPOST, JAKKU — Newly elected village administrator, D’Nald Drupf has announced that he intends to construct a wall around
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Salacious Crumb Bullies Jonah Hill on French TV
PARIS, FRANCE — Weather presenter Ornella Fleury and her sidekick Salacious Crumb viciously blindsided Jonah Hill during a live interview
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Ewoks & Gungans Banned from Hosnian Memorial
NEW HOSNIAN PRIME — It was meant to be an intergalactic outpouring of love for billions of lost souls, but
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The Dalai Lama Endorses Rogue One
AMDO, TIBET — Tenzin Gyatso, better known as the Dalai Lama, has a new favorite movie of all time. Granted
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Fans Start Petition For LGBT Action in Rogue One
A group/family of fans have started a petition for Jyn Erso to represent the LGBT community in Rogue One. The movie’s
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