Stranger Things Adds John Boyega to Season 2
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The surprise hit of the summer is adding double the Finn to it’s sophomore season. Finn Wolfhard,
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Episode VIII Swaps Dates with Pirates 5 to Coincide with Star Wars 40th Anniversary
In a dramatic twist of fate, an insider at Disney has informed us that Star Wars Episode VIII will return
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Full Episode VIII Plot Leak!
Jacen’s cousin has done it again! Behold… the entire plot to the forthcoming Star Wars Episode VIII which Jacen’s cousin
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ILM Eyes Sean Murray for Procedurally Generated Hype Role
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — ILMxLAB, the division of Industrial Light & Magic dedicated to experiential storytelling via immersive platforms, is
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Millicent Sex Tape Rocks The First Order
THE OUTER RIM — The First Order has suffered yet another devastating blow just months after the destruction of Starkiller
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George Lucas Joins Forces With Pharrell Williams On Mystery Project
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Last night, singer-songwriter Pharrell Williams posted a selfie of himself and the maker George Lucas on
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Area Man Confused by Lack of Bothans in Rogue One
ORLANDO, FLORIDA — Self-proclaimed “Star Wars maniac” Jim McKinnon is experiencing a great disturbance in the Force. The 38-year old
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