Bad news for Rian Johnson haters: the Flat Earth Society is coming to the director’s aid, refuting claims that his head is round. According to Jimmy Thompson, head of the Flat Earth Society, Johnson’s head is actually a disc.
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Could the nearly 90 year old mystery of the Loch Ness Monster finally be solved? Answers are pointing towards yes! Researchers have discovered Gungan DNA in the famous lake which leads credence to the theory Nessie may be a relative of one Jar Jar Binks.
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Luke Skywalker’s alter ego, Jake Skywalker, is putting his best face forward at Disneyland these days, courtesy of a new bust made in his likeness. The reclusive star of The Last Jedi was recently immortalized at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge in California. In a rare public appearance, Jake attended Disneyland’s first annual “Jake Skywalker Day” and posed in front of the bust for assembled media and confused fans.
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NO WAY!! Disney has fired composer John Williams from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker after an anonymous blogger resurfaced a series of offensive tweets Williams made.
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The dark side cave on Dagobah is back, but this time in comic form! Here are the Top 10 dark visions Star Wars characters could see in the Dagobah cave.
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Despite the haters who’ve prayed for his demise, the all-powerful Sheev Palpatine has returned once more, with a fleet of Death Star Destroyers in tow, along with newfound wisdom to impart. So pull up a chair and take heed as America’s favorite Sith Lord answers questions about love, life, the Force, and of course, his shocking appearance in The Rise of Skywalker.
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Fourteen seconds is all it took to trigger Ewok Nation over the holiday weekend. The loose collective of Ewok fan clubs from around the world was up in arms over a fan edit of the latest trailer to The Rise Of Skywalker. The video, titled “Rey’s Training Scene Extended,” features the exhilarating scene of Rey training on Endor as seen in the full trailer. However, rather than simply mowing down several trees (already a sore site for some), the laser sword continues on its trajectory and cuts an Ewok in half at the 12 second mark.
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