Lando and More Promise to LEAVE the New Republic Since Watto Won
“If Watto wins the election, I’ll move to Csilla!” It’s what several notable figures said during the New Republic election,
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Top 10 Ways Donald Trump Will Make Star Wars Great Again
WASHINGTON DC — Today President Elect Donald Trump met with President Barack Obama to review his 100 Day plan, which
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First Order Throws Parade for New Supreme Chancellor Watto
STARKILLER BASE II — The last of the bunting is in place but 100-foot tall posters of the galaxy’s most
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BREAKING: Watto Elected Supreme Chancellor of the New Republic
The polls are officially closed! The votes have been counted! In an upset victory, businessman and entrepreneur Watto J. Watto
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Maz’s Castle Gives Dozens of Beings Food Poisoning
NYMEVE LAKE, TAKODANA — The New Republic Food and Drug Administration is investigating an outbreak of food poisoning at Maz’s Castle
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Donald Glover Releasing Album Inspired by Force Awakens
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — An FSW spy who works at F.Y.E. (For Your Entertainment) snapped us an exclusive this morning. According
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General Madine at Center of Ewok Abuse Scandal
NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FLA — An unsolved mystery more than thirty years in the making is one step closer to being solved,
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