Lindsay Lohan Reveals Coruscanti Accent for Possible Star Wars Role
ATHENS, GREECE — Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan is trying to make something even more far-fetched than the word fetch
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JJ Abrams to Direct a Flashpoint Film?
SANTA MONICA, CA — Yesterday, Warner Bros Pictures announced director Rick Famuyiwa has left The Flash. While DC fandom is still
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“Max Rebo” Cosplayer Stabbed In the Back During Fight Over Racist Costume
A human male dressed as Max Rebo was stabbed in the back early Monday afternoon after he reportedly tried to break up
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George Lucas Replaces Tim Miller Directing Deadpool Sequel
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – “What the *^@#@&^@*” is probably what Deadpool would say about the latest developments regarding the sequel to
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Joss Whedon Demands to Direct a Star Wars Film
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Writer/director/producer/fedora aficionado Joss Whedon has gone on record to demand Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy allow him to direct
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Figrin D’an Announces First New Album in 40 Years
Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes will release their first album in four decades next year, they announced Tuesday. SALACIOUS will arrive sometime
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Trump Promises Unaltered Original Trilogy if Elected Supreme Chancellor
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI — In a last ditch effort to drum up support among minorities, Donald J. Trump has unveiled
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